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reading from the script of 

last chances.

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humbled one hundred

and one times

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investment in people

is a bad investment

indeed

i got kicked out of my hostel for cocaine

feel like a rockstar obviously 

Half of my blog views are from…

…people searching the term “scrillex” in Eastern European countries on google. Just that one mispellt artist name. Honestly I get about 20 a day its so strange.

And it is all because I once posted saying that no one has ever found him attractive.

how to make yourself different to all those LoSSEers! 101

A 23-year old loving, awkward, femme, radically domestic, tattooed, pierced, body positive, hairy, genderfluid genderqueer pansexual polyamorous witchy Unitarian Universalist catparent who loves to bake and cook, and deals with depression, anxiety, and selective mutism. I also have issues.

http://brohamsandwich.tumblr.com/

So recently…

..Ive been reading daily mail articles online simply to read the comments and get angry about english people. But reading an article today really pissed me off. Here is a link:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2046027/Twelve-women-soldiers-sent-home-Afghanistan-finding-pregnant.html

Its an article about how 12 british female soldiers have been sent home because they are pregnant. Now I do hate the armed forces but this has nothing to do with that. One of the top rated comments is:

´send another 12 to keep the boys happy´

I am not an ardant feminist or anything silly like that (yes silly), but the fact that the average (daily mail) British person think and upvotes a sentiment that which is basically women are there just to get fucked while the big boys do the job is pretty disgusting.

If the British operations in Iraq and Afghanistan were football games id be supporting the other team. I really do hate the army.

Seeing shit tonnes of University pictures on facebook

Makes me realize I should have done a lot more with my time there.

theres never enough tits on tumblr these days

why isn’t there a thrush thursday on here????

(Reblogged from lazylois)

‘your death will be a day of relief for everyone around you’

look person who has googled everythingidoisaballoon a lot from manchester to find my blog. why cant we be friends i would love another friend and i think if you like my posts then you will also like me in real life. it is possible for me to enjoy your posts but i dont think you have a tumblr because it doesnt say you came from tumblr.com/dashboard. i really hope that this post doesnt scare you away because i dont want you to and i do not find you googling me at all strange in fact i really like it it does a lot for my ego and gives me lots of self worthing. i like that you are living in manchester because as you may or may not know i used to live there and it was fun to live there. but hey i dont anymore and you just have to get over that right? at the moment i am planning a vacation well not so much as a vacation but more of a learning experience. if you would like i will post stuff about it and you can read that stuff please send me messages as you are my number one fan, and im not some dickhead who doesnt listen to their number one fan you can even be anonymous one of the good features of this website. i do hope you decide to correspond with me as sometimes when it is late at night it would be nice to talk to you strange mysterious perhaps ethnic person. have a good evening friend.

please read this in voice of a young child as this is how i wrote it, there is nothing wrong with children but this comes off a bit pretentious when readed in a good adult voice but slowly and with bad phonetics it comes of as nice and scincere as it was meant. oh god i wish i still had some xbox games to play because if this is what i will do for the next long while then i think i will become really creative and perhaps learn instruments well to a standard i can play them in my bedroom on my own. thankyou again

scrunch me up into a ball

push me up the hill

keep me at arms length 

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malevolance

greed

misplaced couraged

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visual aids

sonic niceties

sensory deprivation

juggling everything

mastering nothing

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cold shoulders

shattered

but the length of your disjointed arm

is still long

It’s a pretty sad state of affairs

when you search for ‘Neil Young’ on here and the first two things that show up are a Mumford and Sons and a City and Colour cover version.